| Friday October 14th; 10pm EST (ATL) |
[Fri 14 Oct / 10:47pm] |
What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster?
A cock that stays up all night.
I. Love. That. Joke. I would say I need to start breeding owls and roosters, but my boyfriend more than gets the job done in that department. Just saying.
In other news, my baby niece just gets more and more adorable every day. Slightly more annoying is the fact that every time I talk to mom, she wants to know when Chris and I are going to stop living in sin and start our own family. You'd think she'd be satisfied with the grandchild she HAS, right?
I told her it would be a very long time. I refrained, somehow, that Chris and I enjoy being able to fuck whenever we want to. I'm pretty sure a baby would get in the way of that. Just sayin.
Parents. They can be so nuts sometimes.
Private to Chris.DTF? /Private.
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| Tuesday June 28th; 12pm EST (Atlanta) |
[Tue 28 Jun / 12:26am] |
Attention, world,
My boyfriend is the sexiest man in the history of ever.
Just thought you should know.
Private to Chris.I'm horny. You should come home and fuck me senseless on your lunch break. /Private
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